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..., I can tell you I don't have GOLD.

But what I do have are a very particular set of skills;
skills I have acquired over a very long career.

Skills that make me a nightmare for pilots like you.

If silver pilots play me a few games here and there, that'll be the end of it.
I will not look for you. I will not pursue you.

But if you don't: I will look for YOU.
I will CHALLENGE you,
and I will KILL you.

...good luck.

I became a padawan in your dojo just after I arrived on this rock. I’ve studied your moves in demos and witnessed the low down AND the dirty first hand! I’ve bested you before so I know the scum I must become to overtake the h8red you exude. I will do my best to vanquish your dishonorable boasting and send you back to the bronze pool where you belong you lovesick perrywimple.

H8th PlLACE AWARD

Oops hyper beat Lee...H8th Place Award on amelvin now.

it's a-me, a-melvin!

Heyyyyy, a paisano!!

Who's gonna ride your dark horses?

I think what Morfod is calling for is for bronze pilots to get dark horses of him. Shouldn't be too hard!