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When a dual kill occurs in close quarters, if the God of Descent feels one pilot was especially lucky, laggy or lossy, the GoD will reward the pilot who flew with more skill by providing a better spawn location. So next time you endure some bullshit, just observe who spawns closest to the spew to determine if you have a legitimate gripe or are just an entitled, whiny brat.

Not too comfortable homophoning it up with the whole GoD/God thing, as it's difficult to discriminate the capital D in conversation. I suggest we hereafter refer to the GoD as AsLAN. All in favor?

I'm in favor of the "AsLAN" suggestion. How do we get in contact with said, "AsLAN"? Also, did Tommy have any input on this topic?

I can't walk there?

Mock AsLAN at your own peril. Soon you'll be forever spawning in Nysa's basement. Unless you died down there.

Ball Don't Lie

to get in touch with AsLAN, you just have to beetlejuice him.

I do miss Rasheed. I'm thinking of hiring his bald spot to tastefully and appropriately yell BDL at jeds everytime we play a DCL. Judging by the circus noises I'm like 95% certain it could slip into his house unnoticed. Anyway I'm waiting for jedi to end his competitive retirement (and i do mean competitive, you know what I'm talking about David) to put this plan into action.

One of my favorite 'sheed clips.

I've joined the FCC ladder and am #1 on it. It's the only ladder that matters.