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*Disclaimer:* Ladysilver (and those with weak stomachs for childish male sexual innuendo) please do not read the below statement. You have been duly warned.










Lee, I'm surprised you can speak at all...considering you always have Birdseye's um.....bird.....in your mouth

It is a happy life!

Sadly, I can't ever control how other people feel! I can just keep the bad jokes coming and hope!

Melvin: Theme music sounds like a great option. I think you should go with, "Feel It Still" By Portugal The Man (not the country).

*Disclaimer:* Ladysilver (and those with weak stomachs for childish male sexual innuendo) please do not read the below statement. You have been duly warned.












excellent point Lee, we DID previously confirm the lack of nutz, thus freeing up your hands from massaging them.

This explains your ability to still type.

Yeah melvin is Gold!!! Don't forget

"Boy, that escalated quickly. I mean, that really got out of hand fast." -Ron Burgundy

Lee, the correct phrase is simply. "Water them!" What needs to be watered in order to spur growth where there clearly isn't any....is well implied.

Guys, I totally understand how it is important for you to talk about me a lot on the DCL forums... but please, this one time can Melvin be the star? Why does it always have to be about me? Can't we highlight Melvin's Amazing Opportunities this one time? Then in all the other threads you can continue discussing my genitals.