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WHY IS THE GUY #1 IN BRONZE AT A 2/5 WINRATE AGAINST ME, AND HE HASN'T BEEN ON IN A WHILE TO LET ME GET #1 BACK.

Because he's played me in Zenith and you haven't.

I played SeaWyrm in Zenith, it was pretty lopsided. I got some really good smart-to-the-back-'cause-I-was-chasing-you-for-15-seconds hehe.

Yes, but he beat me in Zenith.

WHY CAN I NEVER FIND TIME TO PLAY THIS GAME NOW THAT I HAVE A FULL TIME JOB, WHAT KIND OF STUPIDITY IS THIS, HOW DO PEOPLE PUT UP WITH THIS 8 HOURS A DAY NONSENSE!?
NOT TO MENTION MY TERRIBLE COMMUTE THAT RIPS ANOTHER BIG CHUNK OF FREE TIME AWAY FROM ME
UGH, THEY SHOULD BURN THIS SOCIETY TO THE GROUND AND START OVER, IT'S DEFECTIVE

I AGREE WITH SEAWYRM HOLY FUCK IM TIRED EVERY NIGHT DO YOU PEOPLE TAKE SPEED OR SOMETHING BEFORE GAMES?

WHY IS THIS DAMN PLANET ONLY HAVE 24 HOURS IN A DAY I CLEARLY NEED 40 TO GET EVERYTHING DONE AND SLEEP THE 16 HOURS PER NIGHT I REQUIRE

I'd settle for 28, but I feel you on that one.

The days do go by pretty quickly! However, the amount of time in a day--relying on the amount of time it takes for the earth to rotate on its' axis--seems like a pretty good number! I like it!

WARNING, POTENTIALLY NOT SAFE FOR LIFE:



EDIT: No, it's not porn, it's just potentially disturbing in a creepy-horror-story kinda way.