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Ok guys I need some help with possible time frames and such to make this silver promo run smoothly. As we agreed, I've sent each of you $1000 dollars in cash (direct deposit for Vainiac) in exchange for an easy slide into silver for me and an ass whoppin' for B2AF. I just need to nail down a time for each of you to come hang out and take some smacks at me to make it look like you really tried...but you know...lose of course. If you can just post here when you can be available I will arrange to meet you for drinks and we'll discuss your excuses and get our stories straight...awesome.

Fair warning: I don't need your money.

Ha!

I'm on from 8-10 EST usually, we can arrange the money transfer at that time

Actually, this could very well turn out to be a long-term lucrative scheme, if we play it right.
Swarthy feels he needs to bribe us in order to make it into Silver. Fine.
So he gets in. But, for how long?
Cue demotion challenge. You'll have to ante up a little more this time, if you wanna stay in.
My Dad didn't call me a mercenary when I was young for nothin'.

I'm usually available evenings 9 - 11 pm EST.
Strawberry margarita. Sugar on the rim. Lime slice.
Nothing larger than a 20.

I will be looking for you tomorrow or Thursday. Because after Friday I might disappear for a while into the, uh, "sky".

Sounds good...I will try to be on Wednesday and Thursday from 7:30p.m. until 10:30p.m. if anyone can make it.

OK I'll see you tomorrow then, had to spend time to get my new mouse working the way I wanted it.

Ok, I may have to stay bronze for a few days and wait until you get silver, i will then destroy that new silver pyro of yours. You get a demotion challenge at the same time adding more dark horse to my small collection. How do you like my plan? Haha


-\signed\\ evil b2af

Well, MY evil plan was to pay Melvin in bbq ribs and beer (no need for money) to retire and not hit the "accept gold promotion challenge" until you got your silver promo and then you would be facing him as your last opponent. This is a strategic psychological tactic I worked out with him and ladder admin to stick in your head and make you have pilot fever and totally choke. If by some miracle from Jesus himself or his constituents the game is going in your favor then I have Jedi standing by with the remote that will trigger the small nano device I gave him to put in your drink at the lan that will render you ambidextrous and your left hand with fight your right and you will fly in circles. You have no chance!!! Mwwuuuuaahhaahaaahahahahaaaaaaa!!!