descentchampions.org

Melvin Cyrus Ladder:


The MCL is the most competitive Descent ladder on the planet!

All games are played with extreme seriousness.

I made up the algorithm 1337-{[n^3/b(3.14x1.062)]^3} "n" being your suckyness and "b" being your annoyingness.

All matches require vulcan.

Extreme insults about your family must be said at least 3x a match.

Witty titled games are a must.

Suicides are very much encouraged. We're hoping it lowers your self-confidence.

Harassment via text immediately after the game increases your skill rating.

Even better, sending texts at 2 AM - mercilessly as your opponent tries to sleep will give you even more skill rating.



Despite all this I hate to say there are no openings. The only way to get on the ladder is via paypal ($1000.00 USD) to melvin or cyrus.



Thank you,

Cyrus Maleski
MELVIN CYRUS DESCENT LADDER
'Where wannabeChampions are Humiliated'

I made you.

Sorry about this guys, Cyrus wouldn't shut up about making platinum and this is the only way it was ever going to happen.

all games must be signed off with nonsensical abbreviations

core levels only

core list:

Logic x4 vulcans, vulcan only
Crimson x4 vulcans, vulcan only
Ascend x4 vulcans, vulcan only
Logic x5 vulcans, vulcan only
Cyrus' Vulcan Farm
Mega NYSA x4 vulcans, vulcan only
Super Happy Vulcan Land

I don't know why I expected medial collateral ligaments to have anything to do with this.

What about Hah vulcan only?
(reactor wins)