Spring of Spite (Signups Open)
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Spring of Spite (Signups Open)
Pilots and Putrids:
Enough is enough. I'm mad as hell and I'm going to take it out on all of you. Ya'll remember the phrase "kicking ass and taking names?"
WELL THIS IS WHERE YOU PUT YOUR NAME, KIDDIES.
It's time for the Spring of Spite seasonal special event. In honor of the recent solstice and MY ALL-CONSUMING RAGE FOR MY JUSTIFIED DEMOTION-BY-SKILL, I am embarking on a rampage to "PUT THAT MORF BACK WHERE HE CAME FROM, OR SO H8 ME!"
For those of you not familiar with the "Summer of H8" format, I type up a preview and a review capsule of our matches, which are mostly a collated list of REASONS WHY I H8 YOU. During our scheduled time, I will be actively seeking you out and engaging you in DCL matches. The aim is for a series of >5 matches, with an agreed-upon blend of level selection. Opponents are encouraged to NOT HOLD BACK AT ALL in their part of the level selections: I will play NYSA NH against PFunk, Skunked against Vainiac, Black Rose against bahamut, etc.
"But Morf, I want more features!" SAY NO MORE!
My level selections will be non-core levels. I will, in fact, be using this campaign to promote new competitive levels, and some classics that have been collecting dust. Expect to see more vertical and Junebug style from my side of the fence; feel free to torture me back.
If you are interested in participating in the SoS, then please indicate at least two preferences so I can try to accommodate everyone. Depending on interest, I may allow for doubling up to fill the calendar. I'd like to target 1 silver and 1 gold pilot for each period. I would prefer NOT to double-count matches on the Observatory as SoS matches.
I'm still playing matches with everyone, just know that I will have a preference for playing a full series with my targets for that week
Signups in ()'s are suggestions, and are not confirmed.
As always, real life trumps vidja. I'll do my best, you do yours.
03/21 - 03/25
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Silver: Code
Gold: (Rethink?)
04/04 - 04/08
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Silver: Lee
Gold:
04/18 - 04/22
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Silver: roncli
Gold:
05/02 - 05/06
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Silver:
Gold:
05/16 - 05/20
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Silver:
Gold:
05/30 - 06/03
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Silver:
Gold:
06/13 - 06/17
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Silver:
Gold:
Enough is enough. I'm mad as hell and I'm going to take it out on all of you. Ya'll remember the phrase "kicking ass and taking names?"
WELL THIS IS WHERE YOU PUT YOUR NAME, KIDDIES.
It's time for the Spring of Spite seasonal special event. In honor of the recent solstice and MY ALL-CONSUMING RAGE FOR MY JUSTIFIED DEMOTION-BY-SKILL, I am embarking on a rampage to "PUT THAT MORF BACK WHERE HE CAME FROM, OR SO H8 ME!"
For those of you not familiar with the "Summer of H8" format, I type up a preview and a review capsule of our matches, which are mostly a collated list of REASONS WHY I H8 YOU. During our scheduled time, I will be actively seeking you out and engaging you in DCL matches. The aim is for a series of >5 matches, with an agreed-upon blend of level selection. Opponents are encouraged to NOT HOLD BACK AT ALL in their part of the level selections: I will play NYSA NH against PFunk, Skunked against Vainiac, Black Rose against bahamut, etc.
"But Morf, I want more features!" SAY NO MORE!
My level selections will be non-core levels. I will, in fact, be using this campaign to promote new competitive levels, and some classics that have been collecting dust. Expect to see more vertical and Junebug style from my side of the fence; feel free to torture me back.
If you are interested in participating in the SoS, then please indicate at least two preferences so I can try to accommodate everyone. Depending on interest, I may allow for doubling up to fill the calendar. I'd like to target 1 silver and 1 gold pilot for each period. I would prefer NOT to double-count matches on the Observatory as SoS matches.
I'm still playing matches with everyone, just know that I will have a preference for playing a full series with my targets for that week
Signups in ()'s are suggestions, and are not confirmed.
As always, real life trumps vidja. I'll do my best, you do yours.
03/21 - 03/25
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Silver: Code
Gold: (Rethink?)
04/04 - 04/08
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Silver: Lee
Gold:
04/18 - 04/22
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Silver: roncli
Gold:
05/02 - 05/06
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Silver:
Gold:
05/16 - 05/20
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Silver:
Gold:
05/30 - 06/03
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Silver:
Gold:
06/13 - 06/17
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Silver:
Gold:
Last edited by Morfod on Sun Mar 25, 2018 8:22 am, edited 5 times in total.
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Morfod
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Sorry to Jeds and Mark, but I'm not ready to go toe-to-toe with you yet.
But I know the diamond boys would love to hammer THE SILVER SCHMUCK, so here's a LITTLE SOMETHING SPECIAL just for them...
The Barometer of H8: Morf must average at least 4 games/wk against Diamond (min. 2 each) to ensure accurate forecast models of his sanity throughout the Spring.
Gauntlet of H8: An emergency scramble can be initiated by Diamond if, by their judgement (and by some miracle,) Morf is getting too close to the "Promote to Gold" line. Morf will play 3 back-to-back matches against Diamond to try and put the algorithm back on track.
Marked for H8: Once each week, a Diamond can target a good score of Morf's and mark him for death. Morf must play the same match conditions against Diamond to see if he's the real deal or just a paper tiger.
I, of course, reserve the right to postpone such judgement temporarily in deference of my slated opponent for the week.
But I know the diamond boys would love to hammer THE SILVER SCHMUCK, so here's a LITTLE SOMETHING SPECIAL just for them...
The Barometer of H8: Morf must average at least 4 games/wk against Diamond (min. 2 each) to ensure accurate forecast models of his sanity throughout the Spring.
Gauntlet of H8: An emergency scramble can be initiated by Diamond if, by their judgement (and by some miracle,) Morf is getting too close to the "Promote to Gold" line. Morf will play 3 back-to-back matches against Diamond to try and put the algorithm back on track.
Marked for H8: Once each week, a Diamond can target a good score of Morf's and mark him for death. Morf must play the same match conditions against Diamond to see if he's the real deal or just a paper tiger.
I, of course, reserve the right to postpone such judgement temporarily in deference of my slated opponent for the week.
Last edited by Morfod on Wed Mar 21, 2018 1:05 am, edited 2 times in total.
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Morfod
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4/18 to 4/22. Time for you to be put in your place!
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roncli
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Excellent
put me down for one and melvin down for six. Nice balls/gumption/courage Morf.
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Lee
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I'm honored that you seek a match with me But, the easy answer is... Absolutely... Sorta, but i have church tonight so tonight might not be best. Even if I get home early that's only time for one game... If it wasn't a Sunday or Wednesday then you shouldn't even have to ask. Lol
How about tomorrow? After school (3:00) I'm available for about 8 games (rough estimate)
Don't forget also I have to get to bed at 8:30
I had to wrap up a game quickly with Vaniac last night because off it so make sure to keep it in mind when we arrange a match
I'm always on messenger so if you'd like to get me at any time I'm available but not on mumble... I guess you could tell Jedi, Mark, Cyrus... anyone willing to to text me or something idk
Regardless GL HF, May the H8 flow
How about tomorrow? After school (3:00) I'm available for about 8 games (rough estimate)
Don't forget also I have to get to bed at 8:30
I had to wrap up a game quickly with Vaniac last night because off it so make sure to keep it in mind when we arrange a match
I'm always on messenger so if you'd like to get me at any time I'm available but not on mumble... I guess you could tell Jedi, Mark, Cyrus... anyone willing to to text me or something idk
Regardless GL HF, May the H8 flow
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Code
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FWIW: Hilarious response Jedi! LOL. Code, he's playing with you just fyi, and it's really funny, you should laugh (maybe sarcastically, that would be ok, sarcastically laugh =)
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Mark392
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Code, I'm certain we can get a good series over the next few days. I don't know if I have the stamina to do 7 games all at once! (excepting the unique energy of LAN parties)
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Morfod
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