THE SALTY THREAD

[Entropy]

I just tried another D3 multiplayer game.

My experience deserves a post in this thread. -__-

[roncli]

Oh no, Lady Silver. Friends DO let friends drink and fly. Because https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36LXAcC2gLc

[roncli]

OK Descent 3 saltiness incoming.

1) Invisible napalm.
2) Invisible smarts that you see hit the corner but still kill you.
3) Mortars/megas/mass drivers that knock your opponent back but don't do damage.
4) Black pyro f---ing microwave.
5) Skippy f---ing feenii.
6) Doesn't work consistently on anything past Win XP.
7) Server console $scores command only displaying the first digit of kills deaths and suicides, seriously, WTF
8) 10 primaries. Only 3 are viable.
9) 10 secondaries. 6 one-shot you.
10) Skybox. Indika. Subway Dancer. Halcyon, and on, and on... THERE ARE MORE LEVELS PEOPLE.
11) Audio taunts. Great idea, except most of the players who use them have a TERRIBLE sense of humor, and they SPAM their bad taunts, UGH.

[roncli]

And now Descent 1 saltiness for balance.

1) OMFG I GOT STUCK ON THAT F---ING WALL AGAIN WTF
2) GO AWAY REACTOR, NO ONE LOVES YOU
3) Where's my afterburner?
4) F---ing DEVIL CANNON.
5) How the f--- did Morfod get behind me AGAIN?
6) Ashes get out of the fan room and dogfight me NOW
7) Lothar enough with the proxies already!
8) I can't host. Can you host? Why can't you host?
9) WHEN IS RETRO 1.4 COMING OUT?????
10) Merl is trying to break his own record for lowest score again.
11) WHY WON'T ANYONE PLAY DESCENT 3???

[Lady Silver]

/me literally laughed out loud
"GO AWAY REACTOR, NO ONE LOVES YOU" haha

Is laughing allowed (aloud?) on this thread???

On a side note, is anyone else wondering why eleven??

[roncli]

Ender 20, roncli 11
Morfod 20, roncli 11
KoLo 20, roncli 11

NOPE.

[Entropy]

2011 was 4 years ago. Get with the times Roncli.

[Ashes]

[The@$$Man!]

Mouse broken... PJSalt all over the place! But Im pretty good with keyboard haha. Ill try to get mouse tomorrow and if not more salt!

[Sirius]