The quotable wisdom of Jedi

[Jediluke]

this thread is for listing the quotes of wisdom you've heard from Jedi...

I'll start with one uttered to Cyrus last night....to paraphrase:

Cyrus - "Jedi, why don't you ever compliment someone when they've gotten a good kill on you"

Jedi Wisdom Quote #1: "Cyrus, no one ever does something good that got me killed...they just got lucky or I made a mistake."


your turn

[Morfod]

[roncli]

[Mark392]

"Holy Moly Doughnut Shop."











Oh, wait, maybe that was Rethink...

[Mark392]

Jediluke-"Ahhhh, here it is, and I quote, 'Mental Retardation Caused by blunt force trauma while the brain tissues within the cranial cavity are exposed to extreme cold--most often the result of extremely cold weather conditions and concussion force trauma during such conditions. The condition is known as 'trigeminal retardation'. Additionally, in very rare cases, trigeminal retardation can be caused by blunt force trauma to the head whilst under the effects of "brain freeze". In the cases of 'Brain Freeze', it is very important to take EXTRA SPECIAL CARE not to strike the subject of brain freeze in the cranial area, which can--inadvertently--cause trigeminal retardation."

Rethink-"See, Mark! I TOLD you! It IS real!"

Mark392-"Wait, wait... What official document ever said, 'Extra Special Care'...?"

Jediluke-"Almost had you, didn't I, Mark?"

Drakona-"Only Jedi could make that sound so close to an actual condition!"

Rethink-"Wait... So... It's a real thing, right?... It's not a real thing?"

(Important note: Jedi came up with the above paragraph off the top of his head, while looking at either 1. a blank phone screen, or 2. another article that had NOTHING to do with the discussion. Either way... Epic)

[Jediluke]

Lol... That was a funny moment.

[Jediluke]

That was total bs on the fly.

[Mark392]

Total EPIC bs on the fly! Lol

[The@$$Man!]

Mumble deafened. /lockthread

[Drakona]