melvin

# 14 melvin 20

"no! GG!"

# 10 melvin 20

"Weeeeeeeeee. GG!"

# 9 melvin 4

"he had a pretty good read on me ;)"

# 10 melvin 9

"GG dude!"

# 9 melvin 20

"iiiikrrrrrr? GG!"

# 6 melvin 10

"GG Brother!"

# 7 melvin 20

"GG, nice lvl 1's"

# 6 melvin 16

"Vexing inequity!"

# 5 melvin 12

"Some inspired play in the middle there"

# 4 melvin 17

"GG Brother!"

# 14 melvin 20

"I had some nice moves in there!"

# 13 melvin 20

"Thx buddy, you pick level next time."

# 13 melvin 5

"GG Brother! You had some nice moves in there!"

# 13 melvin 20

"pretty ninja-y from my point of view, no idea how you got there without me seeing."

# 13 melvin 20

"GG phyrex!"

# 11 melvin 17

"Took you two games to beat me because im such a badass"

# 11 melvin 10

"never should have given you the revenge match, jedi jr (super well played)"

# 11 melvin 19

"GG, you had some nice moves in there!"

# 10 melvin 9

"GG Brother!"

# 9 melvin 16

"GG Brother!"

# 8 melvin 17

"alllllllmost"

# 7 melvin 16

"You had some nice moves in there, hipbropotamus!"

# 12 melvin 20

"Easy peasy, lemon squeezy!"

# 12 melvin 10

"GG!"

# 10 melvin 10

"Game took forever, kept pocket dialing cyrus by mistake and disconnecting his modem at the house :/"

# 10 melvin 12

"GG, you are much stronger than jeds in here"

# 10 melvin 10

"GG bud!"

# 9 melvin 11

"GG Brother!"

# 9 melvin 11

"whatever!"

# 17 melvin 20

"Enjoyable, thanks!"

# 17 melvin 1

"Be afraid Wats, be very afraid"

# 17 melvin 1

"Dear entropy, you were wrong, there is only one vulcan in Io"

# 17 melvin 5

"Smart missiles are like their own anti venom, eat enough and you become immune apparently ;)"

# 17 melvin 10

"this game needs golf handicaps #betteratthislevelthanjeds"

# 17 melvin 6

"GG!"

# 17 melvin 18

"alllllllmost"

# 17 melvin 13

"GG!"

# 17 melvin 20

"top silver right here. Ted is a a mere placeholder! GG V, thought it might be an overtime for infinity =)"

# 20 melvin 20

"GG, tough loss, coulda went both ways"

# 19 melvin 11

"GG!"

# 19 melvin 24

"Coin flip, you belong in silver for sure"

# 19 melvin 0

"Suicided on purpose so he's in a good mood for the next coupla days. You're welcome, DCL!"

# 19 melvin 7

"GG!"

# 18 melvin 21

"i dont want to talk about it!"

# 17 melvin 19

"GG bud, almost had it"

# 17 melvin 17

"lured me into a fusionless utopia, then busted it out for a 4 kill streak"

# 16 melvin 9

"GG!"

# 16 melvin 11

"yeahhhhhhhh"

# 16 melvin 5

"20 smart missiles is the exact same as 40 smart missiles except braver. discuss."

# 16 melvin 5

"cracked the code, expect to win next one 20-7"

# 15 melvin 13

"Thanks for helping me test out my numpad-only config!"

# 15 melvin 17

"fusion folly and the infinite sadness"

# 15 melvin 20

"GG Phyrex, hope you stick around :)"

# 15 melvin 7

"43 suicides"

# 15 melvin 18

"TWO LUCKY MATCHES IN A ROW YOU LITTLE SHIT!"

# 15 melvin 20

"rgr that, #13 was one of several epic kills you had."

# 16 melvin 20

"gg man, way to bring it back"

# 16 melvin 20

"my love of the spreadfire is all your fault. Look what you made me in to :("

# 16 melvin 1

"I'll mail a crisp hundred dollar bill to anyone who can hold me to 2 in this map without going suicide crazy."

# 16 melvin 4

"don't let the score lie to you, i pissed him off in there "

# 16 melvin 5

"outclassed for 75% of the match, went toe to toe for the rest ;)"

# 16 melvin 20

"you lucky little shit!"

# 16 melvin 10

"nice finish. should have gotten 15 :/"

# 14 melvin 12

"moral victory or fairy tale??"

# 14 melvin 20

"YOU GOT THE BURNT ENDS! (IM TALKIN BOUT YOUR HIND PARTS)"

# 15 melvin 20

"haha, stop camping so much and fight!"

# 15 melvin 20

"the comeback was real! Nice level Swarthy"

# 14 melvin 17

"not enough suicides!"

# 16 melvin 20

"im a drunken master"

# 16 melvin 12

"this match was unremarkable"

# 15 melvin 18

"gah!"

# 16 melvin 20

"I'm a little teapot!"

# 15 melvin 18

"GG TURD!!!!"

# 14 melvin 12

"duh-ominated"

# 15 melvin 20

"Such a gentleman, didnt use spread once"

# 15 melvin 16

"the comeback was not real :("

# 15 melvin 18

"prophetic!"

# 15 melvin 17

"the comeback was real!"

# 12 melvin 13

"GG!"

# 12 melvin 12

"GG turd!"

# 58 melvin 20

"had noreasonable expectationns of winning this going in, GG"

# 58 melvin 6

"GG!"

# 58 melvin 13

"cyruss, the extra s is for stupid!"

# 60 melvin 18

"4 suicides"

# 60 melvin 2

"18 suicides"

# 60 melvin 5

"1 suicide"

# 60 melvin 7

"started talking trash at 10-6 and voila!"

# 60 melvin 17

"wanted it bad!"

- melvin 16

"yeahhhhhh buddy"

# 10 melvin 12

"GG!"

# 9 melvin 20

"gg stud"

# 9 melvin 13

"gah, sooo tricky, no one plays like you"

# 9 melvin 10

"Dear Marta, I hope this packet finds you well. I told the wagon master he'd recieve tuppence for delivering it to you. Yours sincerely, Jedediah"

# 7 melvin 11

"GG. Remember what i told you about morfod."

# 7 melvin 9

"gg turd"

# 7 melvin 11

"Morfod's sloppy 2nd silver flying was basically the opposite of a warmup :("

# 14 melvin 20

"once again everything is as it should be"

# 14 melvin 12

"fffffffff"

# 14 melvin 20

"Yup!"

# 14 melvin 5

"total domination"

# 14 melvin 19

"i suck at overtime"

# 14 melvin 4

"painful, GG"

# 14 melvin 7

"I flew really well in there, Bro! (4reals tho)"

# 14 melvin 6

"gah"

# 14 melvin 19

"gg turd"

# 14 melvin 16

"gg turd"

# 14 melvin 20

"welcome to silver, next stop..."

# 14 melvin 14

"WWCMD?"

# 14 melvin 14

"GG bro!"

# 14 melvin 5

"salty comment, mormon swear edition: what a dishrag!"

# 14 melvin 20

"PB&S. GG hawkeye (cyclone?)"

# 14 melvin 20

"GJ for first time"

# 13 melvin 17

"GG Cyrusss!"

# 13 melvin 17

"GG!"

# 19 melvin 20

"bent me to his will"

# 19 melvin 9

"read me like a book"

# 19 melvin 10

"was 10-8 at one point, then came the "

# 18 melvin 11

"bleh!"

# 18 melvin 12

"GG!"

# 17 melvin 18

"fortune was with you!"

# 17 melvin 20

"gG+"

# 17 melvin 20

"She interupted me like 4 times wondering why i wasn't returning her texts :("

# 14 melvin 20

"GGG"

# 13 melvin 17

"Everyone's all smiles!"

# 14 melvin 15

"GG! (brother!)"

# 14 melvin 20

"Compounding mistakes! You had some great moments, but they came when you had no weapons :)"

# 14 melvin 20

"GG, fun lvl!"

# 12 melvin 14

"GG laggert!"

# 10 melvin 23

"GG, tenacious!"

# 9 melvin 20

# 9 melvin 9

"wuss!"

# 8 melvin 5

"beast"

# 10 melvin 20

"g7"

# 10 melvin 8

"one dimensional fusion slinging weapon camper!"

# 10 melvin 20

"GG dude!"

# 9 melvin 14

"GARBAGE, JUST LIKE THE ISLAND YOU LIVE ON!"

# 9 melvin 13

"GG Brother!"

# 8 melvin 11

"GG"

# 8 melvin 9

"GAWD, TEMPO CHANGE, WHAT DID YOU DO?"

# 8 melvin 18

"F THIS GUY!"

# 8 melvin -2

"tried to punish him with suicides to draw the game out BUT I COULDN'T BECAUSE I DIED TOO FAST GOD DAMNIT JEDI"

# 8 melvin 13

"gg dude, nice tempo change"

# 7 melvin 13

""whydididothatwhydididothat""

# 7 melvin 20

"GG dude!"

# 7 melvin 14

"GG sir!"

# 7 melvin 17

"merp"

# 8 melvin 20

"thx lagger!"

# 8 melvin 14

"bad blood, brother!!"

# 7 melvin 17

"Vicious vulcan, GG! My big brother Loni is going to whup your ass"

# 8 melvin 20

"my turn to be the lucky sob!"

# 8 melvin 11

"lucky SOB!"

# 8 melvin 20

"thx! gg dude, got lucky at the end"

# 8 melvin 14

"so fun, GG"

# 7 melvin 12

"GG!"

# 6 melvin 20

"don't chase, don't let the sense of urgency overcome your better judgement. and watch that one door :)"

# 6 melvin 13

"domination!"

# 5 melvin 16

"proud of this one, gg wp"

# 7 melvin 20

"Fun!"

# 4 melvin 12

"well flown, read me like a book"

# 6 melvin 20

"haha, gg!"

# 6 melvin 7

"beat him to 6, then the punitive suicides started."

# 6 melvin 20

"holy crap, cyrus-esque vulcan"

# 6 melvin 13

"nicely played"

# 6 melvin 20

"YOU GOT THIS SHIT!"

# 6 melvin 11

"lag hAx!"

# 5 melvin 15

"I HAVE REGRETS!"

# 5 melvin 5

"brutal yet fun!"

# 7 melvin 20

"Hey Cyrus I think you accidentally copy/pasted your bio into the match comment fyi!"

# 7 melvin 14

"GG Brother!"

# 7 melvin 13

"GG Brother!"

# 7 melvin 17

"Real score: 30 - -6"

# 7 melvin 20

"this should probably be my home, tbh"

# 7 melvin 12

"moral victory. EAT THAT CYRUS!"

# 6 melvin 10

"oh man it's gonna be so great when i beat you like 20 times in a row."

# 6 melvin 12

"omg, you'll never believe this bu"

# 5 melvin 18

"what a load of hooey!"

# 5 melvin 20

"GG! watch those homers!"

# 5 melvin 20

"peas aren't filling enough? :("

# 5 melvin 20

"closer earlt then you lost the will to live :("

# 5 melvin 20

"the perfect guest, three win streak as a host gift."

# 5 melvin 20

"had a couple things go my way"

# 9 melvin 22

"who's a good girl"

# 9 melvin 19

"suicide game too strong"

# 9 melvin 14

"back to the short bus!"

# 9 melvin 20

"good technique!"

# 8 melvin 18

"maybe they make a medal for participation :("

# 9 melvin 20

"1 (800) 273-8255"

# 9 melvin 18

"I SAID I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT!"

# 8 melvin 11

"GG!"

# 9 melvin 20

"morfod didn't give a damb, give a damb, give a damb."

# 8 melvin 16

"WTG Encyclopedia Brown!"

# 10 melvin 22

"The way to a man's shield orb is through his stomach."

# 10 melvin 17

"omg hax"

# 10 melvin 17

"you get a medal! (for being so dumb :( )"

# 10 melvin 12

"gross!"

# 8 melvin 10

"We who are about to die salute you!"

# 6 melvin 19

"gg, lagger!"

# 6 melvin 20

"jeejee broham!"

# 10 melvin 20

"jeejee!"

# 8 melvin 13

"feel like the score doesn't reflect how poorly i played. further than it looks."

# 8 melvin 13

"hey cyrus, die in a fire!"

# 8 melvin 16

"GG Brother!"

# 7 melvin 17

"outplayed in every facet for most of game, was 19-11, almost brought it back."

# 7 melvin 20

"ditto"

# 7 melvin 20

"OMG YOU GUYS, 60 MS TO JAPAM!"

# 7 melvin 20

"GG! Keep flying!"

# 6 melvin 16

"oy!"

# 6 melvin 20

"gg!"

# 5 melvin 13

"business as usual, GG!"

# 3 melvin 12

"the gods were against me!"

# 2 melvin 20

"hard work makes me sweat! plus you made me poop myself a couple times :("

# 10 melvin 20

"what happens to coasters?!@"

# 10 melvin 20

"Blame Bahamut"

# 10 melvin 20

"Vicious vulcan, GG!"

# 10 melvin 16

"GG sir!"

# 10 melvin 8

"hello. it's me. i was wondering if after all these years you'd like to beat (me)"

# 10 melvin 9

"what a buttface"

# 10 melvin 7

"purple haze"

# 10 melvin 4

"outplayed him most of the match"

# 10 melvin 3

"holy crap"

# 9 melvin 20

"Cyrus is a has a butt where his face should be."

# 9 melvin 20

"GG!"

# 9 melvin 12

"WWJLD?"

# 9 melvin 12

"liked version 392 better :/"