/MSG MERL NOW!

by **Djcjr** » Thu May 14, 2015 7:07 pm

OOOO! I like this thread. Yes, I like it a lot.

MERL UPLOADS SELFIES TO YOUTUBE.

MERL'S SUBJECT ON MATCH.COM IS "NEED A DATE? /MSG MERL NOW!"

MERL CORKS HIS JOYSTICK.

MERL THINKS THE TRANSFORMERS MOVIES HAVE GOOD CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT.

MERL ONCE HAD HIS CANDY STOLEN BY A BABY.

MERL ORDERS HAMBURGERS FROM BUFFALO WILD WINGS.

MERL PREFERS NEW COKE OVER CLASSIC.

MERL BELIEVES PLANKING IS A GOOD WORKOUT.

MERL RECENTLY BOUGHT BLOCKBUSTER STOCK.

MERL LOSES EVERY TIME HE PLAYS TIC-TAC-TOE.

by **Morfod** » Thu May 14, 2015 7:27 pm

I'M SORRY DJCJR, I DON'T THINK MERL CAN HEAR YOU.

Edit: THAT'S MUCH BETTER, DJ; THANKS FOR SPEAKING UP!

by **Morfod** » Fri May 15, 2015 8:08 pm

MERL THINKS THE SIMPSONS ARE EDGY.

by **AOD_Hi** » Fri May 15, 2015 11:55 pm

This makes me very happy.

by **Morfod** » Sat May 16, 2015 7:02 pm

MERL PREFERS THE EARLY 90'S "MY LITTLE PONY."

by **Morfod** » Sun May 17, 2015 7:56 pm

MERL CAN'T TASTE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BUTTER AND MARGARINE.

by **Morfod** » Thu May 21, 2015 2:56 pm

MERL DOESN'T RETURN HIS CART.
MERL NEVER TURNS RIGHT ON RED.
MERL IS A TIRE KICKER.
MERL PREFERS HIS STEAK WELL-DONE.
MERL THINKS A RUSTY TROMBONE IS AN ILL-MAINTAINED MUSICAL INSTRUMENT.
MERL THINKS A CLEVELAND STEAMER IS A REGIONAL CARPET CLEANING COMPANY.
MERL CAN'T DRIVE STANDARD.

by **LotharBot** » Thu May 21, 2015 3:38 pm

MERL CAN DRIVE STANDARD, HE JUST CAN'T CHANGE GEARS

by **roncli** » Thu May 21, 2015 3:53 pm

by **Mark392** » Thu May 21, 2015 4:42 pm

No... That's "Roncli Steamer" you're thinking of, Ron.