Missing: Melvin

by **Lee** » Thu Dec 08, 2016 6:24 am

I seem to have lost my Melvin. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE HE IS? WE'RE NOT ANGRY WITH YOU, WE JUST WANT YOU BACK HOME SAFELY AND IN ONE PIECE.

(P.S. I ONCE FOUND HIM IN MY SHOE, BUT I'VE JUST LOOKED AND THERES NO SIGN OF HIM.

by **Ryguy** » Thu Dec 08, 2016 10:20 am

Perhaps you didn't look for him the second time he was in your shoe. Now he's stuck to a sock that's been through the wash. Poor sock.

by **Lee** » Thu Dec 08, 2016 4:14 pm

Haha nice, you must have met him before

by **Wats** » Sat Dec 10, 2016 1:53 am

When removing Melvin from your clothes, be sure to use prewash, and then a long cycle with high agitation.

by **Jediluke** » Sat Dec 10, 2016 8:19 am

if you got 'some melvin' on your clothes....well.... what you do in your bedroom is your own business.

by **Mark392** » Sat Dec 10, 2016 3:12 pm

Seriously... I step out for a few minutes...

by **melvin** » Sat Dec 10, 2016 7:26 pm

I'm high in protein, you're gonna wanna use cold water so i don't get set.