Ordered a New Keyboard today!!!

by **Swarthy** » Mon Mar 27, 2017 1:21 pm

Yeah, yeah, you say. Well, my old one just kept giving out and it finally bit it. I tried fixing it and limping along with it but it finally exploded in a mushroom cloud of embarrassment and I've been a cheap ass by trying to fly with this shitty Remington QUIET-RITER (see below) until extra funds arrived. Sooo, I just ordered the Razer BlackWidow Ultimate 2016 which comes with a Deus Ex Razer DeathAdder Chroma gaming mouse and it should be here in 3-5 days. Am I excited? Hell yes! Without tri-cording the game has been, well, frustrating to say the very least. Anyway, I will be back for DCL and Ranger games and that long awaited challenge from Lee...don't hate me for being gone too long.

by **Mark392** » Mon Mar 27, 2017 1:45 pm

This is great news! Everything about this is awesome... aside from the appearant granola bar dipped in ranch dressing located in the lower right hand corner. That's just gross.

by **Swarthy** » Mon Mar 27, 2017 4:39 pm

Haha!! - Mark392 that was your 600th post!! Grats!! And rest easy, that's not a granola bar in ranch dressing it's actually biscotti with white frosting next to a tall latte.

by **Mark392** » Mon Mar 27, 2017 5:29 pm

600?! Wow, thanks for pointing that out!

The latte I believe... that looks like a granola bar dipped in ranch, though.

by **Maestro** » Tue Mar 28, 2017 1:53 pm

I thought you were supposed to be the great mediator or something... yet here you are picking a fight with Swarthy over whether it's okay that he dips his granola bars in ranch. Ironic

by **Mark392** » Tue Mar 28, 2017 4:45 pm

I didn't say it wasn't ok. I merely mentioned that it is gross. But that's just my opinion. Swarthy is a top-shelf fellow, so maybe I'll give it a go and dip my next granola bar in some ranch...

by **birdseye** » Wed Apr 12, 2017 9:48 am

by **Mark392** » Wed Apr 12, 2017 10:26 am

That's not his self-portrait?