MY COMMENTS ARE BETTER THAN YOURS. - Morf
YOUR HOME IS GARBAGE, BTW. - Morf
WHERE DID YOU GO TO SCHOOL? BECAUSE APPARENTLY YOU CAN'T COUNT TO 25. AS IN 25-HUNDRED ROUNDS OF VULCAN FOR EACH SPAWN, YOU HACKER. - Morf
Cyrus doesn't hack, he's the greatest Vulcan player to have ever lived! Respect! - Jediluke
I'M JUST SUGGESTING HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO COUNT VERY WELL. - Morf
I seriously told the Shih Tzu joke like a week ago. - LotharBot
I wish i could tell jokes, but cryrus keeps stepping on the punchlines :( - melvin
Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water. - Mark392
There was this boy Johnny, who'd grown up poor, and had had a rough life. In 1876, his father left the family and he his mother had a hard time getting by. But it was okay. Johnny was used to hardships. After all, he'd grown up poor. In 1877, his mother took ill and died, leaving him all on his own at only 16. But it was ok. By then, Johnny was used to hardships. After all, he'd grown up poor, and his father had left them just the year before. In 1878, Johnny was thrown from a horse and broke his legs, leaving him unable to work. But it was okay. By then, Johnny was used to hardships. After all, he'd grown up poor and lost both parents. In 1879, Johnny signed on with a whaling vessel, and while scouting in the crow's nest, he lost his balance and was thrown all the way down onto the deck below. But it was okay. By then, Johnny was used to hard ships. - Drakona
(Officially the worst joke I know) - Drakona
That is absolutely terrible. Thanks for one upping me there. haha - Cyrus
lol - I enjoy trading jokes with a few of my customers at work - terrible though it may be, Drakona, I have added this one to my repertoire! - Lady Silver