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D1 Rickets
2016-4-28 | ||
| # 15Lady Silver20 | 18Vainiac# 8 | |
| 2 suicides | ||
| "GG. For once, I actually would like to give the reactor a hug. ;)" | "gg, brutal reactor" | |
| Comments | ||
The DCL Pilot Safety Handbook warns that hugging reactor is bad for your health. - Wats
But don't be alarmed, alright? Although, if you do feel alarm, try to hold onto that feeling because that is the proper reaction to being told you have shield damage. - Morf
But, what if the reactor is just mean because nobody loves him? What if someone showed him love?! - Lady Silver
Morf, I think Lady Silver needs to take a ride in Hah. - Wats
"F off reactor no one loves you" - roncli - moh
Let me tell you a story, Lady Silver. One about love and H8. Once upon a time, you see, I was flying through some mines on the moon, and in a room full of hostile robots, I found this... thing. It was kinda cylindrical in shape, but a bit on the portly side. I was delighted that something so aesthetically pleasing to the eye could exist! I happily shot up all the hostile robots, and then I focused my attention on this object. I attempted to communicate with it, and show it some real love, because hey, being surrounded by robots for so long, it's gotta be rough, ya know? Anyway, as I was expressing my deepest love, it did something I didn't expect... it shot me. My love was replaced with hatred, and ever since that object has taunted me and teased me by taking potshots at me when I'm otherwise minding my own business. No, the reactor deserves no love. In a DCL match, the reactor does one of two things... it either kills you, or it STEALS your kill. Nothing worthy of love. - roncli
Roncli, what if he's just misunderstood? Maybe he was trying to flare you, but used the only thing he had at his disposal? I'm gonna have to go with Huey on this one...First time he shoots you, it might make you sad. Next time he shoots you it might make you mad. But you'll be glad, Roncli, when you've found - It's the reactor that makes Descent go 'round! And it don't take money, don't take fame, don't need no H8 cars to ride this train. He's strong and he's sudden, he can be cruel sometimes - but he might just save your life... That's the power of Love!! - Lady Silver
Kill stealing. REMEMBER THAT. Stealing is theft. Theft is wrong. - roncli
Yeah. In all seriousness, I need to wrap my brain around the fact that it could work just as well as the suicide strategy for my opponent. BUT, I will contest that it is damaging to the morale of the person that is shot down. Which in turn gives me the Psychological Edge. - Lady Silver